babygoatsandfriends:

He was a skater goat
She said see ya later goat
He wasn’t goat enough for her
She turns on the computer screen
Guess what she sees
Skater goat rockin the tumblr scene

babygoatsandfriends:

He was a skater goat

She said see ya later goat

He wasn’t goat enough for her

She turns on the computer screen

Guess what she sees

Skater goat rockin the tumblr scene


A.C.A.B.

punx-not-dead-i-am:

ALL COMBINE ARE BASTARDS

image


adventuresofcesium:

mainstream tumblr feminism may have many glaring faults but it has bred an army of teenage girls who understand the common ways that misogyny is reinforced in society and who know that they’re better off loving their fellow woman than fighting with her and that’s actually pretty damn revolutionary




facts-i-just-made-up:

Some whales aren’t content to beach themselves.  This blue whale is one of many in a trend that scientists aren’t yet able to explain.  While whales may beach themselves due to disorientation or depression, some go an extra mile, or in this case 12 miles inland.

By wriggling at only a few feet per day, some whales will move well beyond the shores and into forests. Urged on by senses we can only guess at, this blue whale, nicknamed “Mork” by the caretakers who attempted to press the giant back to water, managed to move deeper than any other specimen on record, eventually passing two small villages on its hopeless trek from the coast of Austria to its eventual death in Innsbruck.

Human intervention played a small role in that people kept the whale’s skin wet and cool, prolonging its life for longer than would have been natural.  This was done in the hope that two Chinook helicopters would be able to arrive in time to haul the beast back to the Indian Ocean, but the pleas for support fell upon deaf ears when Mitt Romney vetoed the petition and allocated the funds toward animal research on kittens to find a “cure” for homosexuality.

[Actual explanation here, via Colossal]




Track Title: Fucked Reality

Artist: Choking Victim

Album: No Gods No Managers

eatherface:

I am a loser

I am satan

I am Jesus Christ

I’m me

there are no winners in this fucked reality


friend-called-boxcar:

If the chorus to 500 Channels doesn’t get you going hard, we can’t party as hard as I’d like



Track Title: Get Out Of This

Artist: Dinosaur Jr

Album: Without a Sound

lingeringwordsofkindness:

Dinosaur Jnr - Get Out Of This


Finished my exams!!!! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! GOT TRASHED AND NO MORE SUB FUSC!!!